Lessons Learned

I learned several things. Just today!

1. If being a real doctor is anything like that micro board this morning, then I need to quit while I'm ahead and become a peg-leg wench off the eastern coast of Africa.

2. There are too many gunners in my class. The ones who sit around and say if so-and-so didn't know the answer to question #36 then they're just stupid and HAHA! I'm so much better than they are. Get over it. We're all in the same boat. Some are better swimmers than others. You may be the Michael Phelps of med school, but I still have my head above water. Screw you, your patients will hate your patronizing ass and attendings will find endless pleasure making you sweat during rounds because it'll be the first time in your life you just won't know the answer. It will eat you alive. I will laugh because I'm so used to being a wrong dumbass.

3. Chocolate really does make everything better.

4. If pharmacology is as complicated as they're making it out to be, then screw it. I'm becoming a radiologist.

3 more days until weekend.

And men are stupid. Really stupid.

That's all.